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l1berum:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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powerranged:

me: *flirts w/ someone*
them: *flirts back*
me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

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tepitome:

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

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shittyidea:

Dick-flavoured condoms

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two worms at dinner

earthdad:

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

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two worms at dinner

earthdad:

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

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(via this--too--shall--pass)

itsbetterthananal:

this vine haunts me

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